Due to the presence of ants in our school these last few days, my boss requested that we switch from our handy, battery-operated Sharky vacuum to the school's hefty commercial grade one. No problem, except the thing weighs 30 lbs and is older than me. I swear.
As the kids walked through my classroom to head to their afternoon classes, one of them piped up,
"Hey! Did you get a new vacuum?!! COOL!!!!"
Yep, kiddo...that's a new vacuum, all right. If it's 1960. ;)