Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Kidisms Galore


With all of the subbing I did last week, I had the opportunity to get to know a few more kiddos in my school. Gosh...they are so precious! See for yourselves-- most of these are between three and five years of age.

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Me: Ellie, what is your baby sister's name?
Ellie: Lindy, but I think my parents didn't pick a good name.
Me: Why is that?
Ellie: You're the best teacher. Lindy should be Miss S****

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Karden: What are the teachers being for Halloween?
Me: I'm not sure yet- some of the teachers suggested pajamas.
Karden: (giggling): It's a good thing my mom isn't a teacher!
Me: Why?
Karden: Because her pajamas are just her underwear!!!!!

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Max (one of our harder kinders): Do you know what my name is?
Me: Yes, your name is Max. (I've only had him for three years, sheesh!)
Max: Nope! It's Max-A-MILLION! Ha! I'm worth a million!

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Me (during roll call at lunch): Matthew...
Dylan: Ice cube?! Did you say ice cube?!
Matthew: My name's not ice cube! It's Matthew!

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Libby: Max is my boyfriend but I haven't kissed him yet- we're getting married. After we kiss, we'll get married.

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Adam: What does my pin say?
Me: Bon appetite!
Adam: Bon appetite means 'EAT FASTER'!!!!!

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Me: Adam, you are funny!
Adam: Why?
Me: I don't know, that's how you were made.
Adam: I am NOT made of funny!!!!

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AJ: Where does your mom live?
Me: Three hours away
AJ: Where do you live?
Me: Ten minutes away
AJ: So you don't live with your mom?
Me: No
AJ: Or your dad?
Me: Nope
AJ: So you live alone?
Me: Yes (At the time, I did..lol)
AJ: So, when are you going to get a baby?
(WHA??!?!)

7 comments:

  1. Those are so funny! I just love the one about mom sleeping in her underwear! ;-)

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  2. Stopping by from SITS! Kids are so funny and just mostly speak from the heart! Thanks for sharing!

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  3. Those are Fu-unny! Kids are too, too, too cute!

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  4. If I had a quarter for every time I was asked the "baby" question I could have funded an adoption!

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  5. Hilarious, thanks for sharing!

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  6. LOL. I guess kids assume that once you move out of your parent's home, it's time for a baby?

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  7. Those kids are too funny. At least they keep you laughing. :)

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